I promised myself and Steph that I wouldn’t grill or light any fires in our backyard, but man, sometimes you just see a pack of organic alfalfa hay at the pet store in Sonoma and it’s a deal too good to turn down.
And then you pick up some carrots the morning of dinner #5 and flash forward to 10:15pm, you find yourself crouched in your overgrown backyard by your father-in-law’s old canoe, frantically sparking an old worn out white bic lighter, trying to make a hotel pan of dry hay catch fire to imbue these delicate carrots with the whiff of a smoky barnyard.
You’re surrounded by a few guests/friends, and you think you maybe got away with it, and then your neighbor complains that the smoke is wafting in through her window and do you, uh, mind? Besides what are you even lighting on fire down there?